19/demisexual/demiromantic/demiflux demiboy/probably a demigod too idk/INFJ
otherkin/fickin too (plz read faq for more info)
He/Him pronouns plz Sun- ♏
Rising-♋/♊
icon art source(STRAIGHT UP THO THISIS LIKE MY FAV PIC OF HADES EVER BY ANY ARTIST THIS PIC IS THE BOMB AND MY HEADCANON HADES FOR EVERYTHING)
(Overwatch AU fanfic where omnics are built to resemble humans to the point where it’s nearly impossible to tell them apart.)
Those words had made him cringe. Made him press up against the door, hands shivering as he listened to Bastion give a defeated beep and stride off. And now he stared up at the ceiling, unable to forget the mechanic’s words. Damn acid blood. Damn acid blood. It wasn’t directed at him, but it still made him cringe. Zenyatta rolled onto his side, staring a hole in the wall now as he scooted the pillow further under his head. A hand over his chest, he softly sighed at the faint whir that could be felt, the closest he’d ever get to a heartbeat.
Tell me Bucky, you’ve seen a great deal haven’t you?
I don’t want to talk about it.
You feel that uh, if you open your mouth the horrors might never stop?
I’m so here for backseat driver/worst passenger ever Bucky Barnes.
Bucky kicking the back of Sam’s seat.
Bucky whining that he has to pee even though they just left a rest stop.
Bucky complaining he’s hungry/thirsty.
Bucky reaching across the front seat to mess with the radio.
Bucky pestering Steve/Sam constantly to adjust the A/C “It’s so hot in here.” and 10 minutes later “I’m freezing!”
Bucky pointing out every single bird he sees asking Sam if that’s his cousin/brother.
Bucky: Watch that car Steve, they’re braking.
Steve: I see it Buck.
Bucky: WATCH THAT CAR STEVE!
Steve: GODDAMMIT BUCKY I SEE IT LET GO OF THE WHEEL.
Sam: New rule, Barnes never touches another steering wheel ever.
Bucky throwing candy wrappers at the back of Sam’s head and then looking nonchalantly out the window when Sam turns to glare at him.
I’m also here for Done With Your Shit Barnes, Sam Wilson
Sam sliding the seat back HARD into Bucky’s knees
Sam muttering that he’s going to buy Bucky adult diapers.
Sam slapping Bucky’s hand when he reaches up to mess with the radio.
Sam sighing and glaring at Steve because Bucky won’t stop with the bird jokes.
Sam threatening to crawl across the backseat and kick Bucky’s ass if he doesn’t STOP THROWING SHIT AT ME I KNOW IT WAS YOU BARNES YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE BACK THERE.
Steve threatening to turn the car around and turn them both in to Ross while Sam and Bucky both yell “HE STARTED IT!”